partyitis
a physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
after an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
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