pasadena omelette
when a man whisks two large brown grade-a organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females v-g-n- via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her v-g-n-. they then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely sunday brunch.
wife: “babe, my parents are coming for brunch on sunday. what should we make?”
husband: “how about your famous pasadena omelette?”
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