pass the rabbit
p-ss the rabbit – a party game that originated from a 15th century swedish easter tradition. the objective, simply put, is to p-ss a rabbit around while drunk. points are awarded for each successful p-ss and are deducted for dropping or killing the rabbit. rabbits are slippery little b-st-rds. so, to make them easier to hold, the swedes dress them up in viking costumes. as per cardinal herring’s 1674 decree, the rabbit must be p-ssed a distance of at least 27 hamstüngs (roughly 200 meters) every fifth round. in order to accomplish this, the swedes have developed a special line of cannon and trebuchet that can deliver the rabbit relatively safely (according to a recent government study 93% of rabbits survive the launch. however, only 23% survive each game).
agnes: what happened at börje’s last night?
helge: we got trashed and played p-ss the rabbit.
agnes: ohhh… so is it dead?
helge: very.
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