passhole

the idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are p-ssing them. if they succeed in blocking your opportunity to p-ss, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. if you p-ss them successfully, they will ride your b-mper for a short time before returning to la-la land.
that’s right you f%$&!@# p-sshole. suddenly you’re in a big f%$&!@# hurry!
a driver who solicits road rage, either deliberately or from brainlessness, by remaining in the p-ssing lane exactly adjacent to the vehicle in the lane beside them, thus preventing free flow of traffic.
our trip had been so enjoyable, and making good time, until we ran into the p-sshole from h-ll.

“well, we should be there in a couple hours if we don’t run into too many p-ssholes along the way!”

road trip + p-sshole = road rage

“well officer, as i saw it, could use the median to get around, or bring out my weapon of finite destruction to eliminate the p-sshole.”
two cars driving side-by-side at the same speed when there are only two lanes going in one direction on the highway, preventing anyone else from p-ssing.
“i was stuck behind a couple of p-ssholes for a good 10 minutes out on highway 99”
a driver that speeds up just as you are attempting to p-ss them forcing you to drive even faster or fall back into line behind them.
did you see that jeep speed up just as i tried to p-ss him? i barely made it around that p-sshole before that car came past.
the guy who weaves between lanes in slow traffic trying to get ahead of everyone else. usually winds up pounding the steering wheel and cursing out loud when the lane he switches into slows him down instead.
hey, that grey honda keeps cutting people off. what a p-ss hole.
that guy who insist on speeding up to p-ss you as you simultaniously speed up to get on the highway.

it’s a 500 foot ramp to a 20 mph exit, why are you speeding up?

antonym:when you slow down to let someone into traffic and they also slow down.
i was getting on i 84 the other day and coming up to speed and this p-sshole wont let me on the highway untill he gets off.

as i’m driving in the morning rush hour i slow down to be considerate and let another motorist on the road and he slows down too! what a p-sshole!

i’d love to see that p-sshole eat it trying to get off the highway doing 80 in his moms honda.
a person who remains in the left (p-ssing lane) on the freeway thus forcing all other traffic to p-ss them on the right.
rush hour was slower than normal this morning due to one p-sshole on the freeway.

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