passin a pinecone
you know when you you go for a sh-t and it starts off small and tapers up to a f-ckin huge drip shaped t-rd…..well imagine that b-st-rd with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
joe: wheres nick?
pete: last time i seen him he was p-ssin a pinecone in the bushes..
joe: hope to f-ck theres no squirrels around……..
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