passive texting
to pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as “busy”.
john pulled out his phone and started p-ssive texting when his wife’s ex husband david sat down next to him.
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verb
the act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to p-ss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. people will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. this is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
tom- dude, i was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. you were supposed to come over and watch star wars
james- duh thats weird, i never got that text. i think my phones been messed up lately
tom- there was a green check mark -ss, i know you got it!
bystander (aside)- sounds like james was p-ssive texting, sucks for tom!
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