Passover
the holiday of p-ssover celebrates the time
when g-d p-ssed of the houses of the egyptian people
and killed their first born’s. it also celebrates
the time when the jews left egypt.
on p-ssover you may not eat bread.
when is p-ssover?
where are you going for p-ssover?
an adjective that describes a potential love interest that you really think you’re interested in and would do your best to get with them. after much consideration maybe a few months later you realize they weren’t worth the effort of being with them. thus making them a p-ssover, as you have moved on.
i really like him.
you sure about that?
yes, i am.
u just think he is a p-ssover guy.
oh, okay.
most of the girls you have dated are p-ssover girls.
yeah, not worth my effort.
not to be confused with p-ssover, the jewish holiday, this is when you sleep-over a friends house and rather than actually falling asleep, you p-ss out.
“hey man, you wanna have a p-ss-over.”
“h-lls yes!”
hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, cr-ppy wine and a boring story told again and again. it conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the jewish people from egypt.
oh man…..gotta go to the in-laws for p-ssover tonight. fml!
when you jerk off on a jewish girls ears.
last night i totally p-ssover on that girl.
it is when you are f-cking a girl when she is on her period. then you pull your d-ck out and wipe the blood with your d-ck on her forehead. like the p-ssover when the jews put the blood on the door.
dude last night i did the p-ssover on that chick.
she is so hot, i would p-ssover her.
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