Passturbate
p-ssing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.
aaron: dude, p-ss me the puck!
stephen: i’m trying! it keeps p-ssing to myself!
aaron: i don’t wanna play if you’re just gonna p-ssturbate all day.
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