past present


a present that you got last year. a gift that you keep getting over and over again.
that is a past present. not another past present, can’t you think of something new?

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    a person or something of extreme ‘cheekiness’. often so cheeky that others are appalled. you’re being such a paton today! son of vladimir putin, president of russia, and an ex-gladiator. the reincarnation of rasputin. he is also a farmer. you are a farmer paton. you are as much of a farmer as paton. cool small […]

  • Patore

    the follower of and idol or role model. someone who looks up to you. child: you’re my idol alexander! alexander: thanks, kid. (twenty minutes later alexander with res of his team mates.) alexander: eh, billy, you hear that kid before? he’s my patore.

  • pat your stats

    in brief: an act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. stats is also short for statistics. don’t pat your stats. it’s not all about yourself. but the real world obviously shows different.

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    the act of wearing too many patterns at once. wow sally, hearts and stripes? you’re such a pattern wh-r-.

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    mouth-watering, like having the wild thaang in the mouth “hey ______, how does pav bhaji taste?” “mouth-watering!!” “pav bhaji is like having the ‘wild thang’ in yo mouth”


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