Pasta Patriot
a pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.
jon : hey man, you sell pasta?
rawbnique: we only sell pasta to certified pasta patriots.
jon: how do i become a pasta patriot?
rawbnique: you can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.
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