pasta test
a simple way to test how loose or tight an -n-s is. simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the -n-s as you can without breaking any. anything over 30 is usually a fail. use angel hair if your really picky
mark: how was f-cking that chick last night?
dave: i had to call it off she failed the pasta test
steve: d-mn that sucks
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