pastafarian orthodox


the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
“dood this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!”

“i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster sh-t is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church”

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