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  pataloha hawaiian shirts bring out a side of man that remains hiding away in its own giny during most periods of the year. contrary to the average hawaiian shirt, these fabrics physically enlarge the man’s coin-purse to allow for higher capacity in the act of drinking tropical alcohol, lobbying for milf intercourse, and sh-tting in […]

• Peanut Bulb

  a bulb mainly used in the automotive industry with the identification number “194”. they are commonly used as license plate light, parking light, etc. the main reason behind it’s name is that it is actually the perfect size of a typical peanut and because these bulbs are so common, and asked at the parts counter […]

• Peanut Butthurt

  peanut b-tthurt is a play on the word “peanut b-tter”. it is a s-xual act that involves -n-l s-x using crunchy peanut-b-tter as lube. shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut b-tter can cause minute lacerations inside the r-ct-m, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the “peanut b-tthurt”. hence […]

• Pear of Anguish

  aka. oral, rectal, and v-g-n-l pear. a torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a screw at the top, like a flower opening its petals. this torture gadget was inserted into the mouths or heretics, blasphemers, disturbers of the peace… or into the r-ct-ms of […]

• Peas and rice

  an alternative to “jesus christ”, used when you’re not allowed to swear or blaspheme, i.e in church, at a religious school. also used depending upon your religion, if you are a part of a religion where it is forbidden to swear, or use obsenities “peas and rice” may be used as an alternative to “jesus […]

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