paste-a-face
—–usually consisting of more than 2 layers of “make-up items” such as:
cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear s-xy or perfect.
—–forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.
—-meaning someone who uses way too much godd-mn make-up
—-non-real, fake “look” to a person.
—–like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canv-ss, it simply globbs together.
—-however, do not confuse with “pastey face”. it’s completley different.
d-mn, look at that paste-a-face! i bet half her skinny–ss weight is due to her face covered in all that sh-t!
(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
“awww gross!” “what the h-ll?! your such a paste-a-face! i can taste nothing but chemicals….”
you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
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