pastiness
1. the quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.
2. collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents’ bas-m-nt and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
“his skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors”
“a pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in antic-p-tion of the release of dc’s latest wonder woman special”
“a large pastiness formed outside parliament house today protesting the government’s intentions to review its game censorship laws. two p-ssing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders’ parents”
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