pastor-aggressive
when in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are p-ssive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. usually with a stare right at someone when they are “asking the group”.
dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help p-ss out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so i had to do it.
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