Pastorbation
pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
the act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / -ssistance of one’s religious leader or pastor
or
the execution of s-xual acts performed on or by one’s religious leader
it is a shame…. those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
from the rustling and heavy breathing i could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
the act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / -ssistance of one’s religious leader or pastor
or
the execution of s-xual acts performed on or by one’s religious leader
it is a shame…. those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
this occurs when an ordained pastor m-st-rb-t-s.
the pastor chose to pull out her hitachi magic wand and polish her pearl. she just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday pastorbation session.
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