Pastorphobic


someone who has phobia about pastors as to being s-xually -ssaulted.
a: hey, did you go to the church with your family last sunday?
b: just me, kept my children at home, i just don’t like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

a: d-mn, you are one pastorphobic person. get over it, not all pastors are mjs!

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