Pat on the Head
a term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. most common occurrences are during the month of january in palm springs.
wow! did you see that! my drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a pat on the head!
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