patane
a sizable beast,thought extint at one point capable of consuming m-ssive amounts of alcohol in mere seconds. barbarian in nature, they are slow and hairy, often r-t-rded. incapable of making their own decisions, they resort to drugs and alcohol for guidance. impotent.
was that bigfoot or patane?
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