Paternal Velocity
paternal velocity
n.
the speed of sperm, s-m-n or -j-c-l-t- as it comes out of the phallus or p-n-s. this speed is usually 31 mph on average. reaching terminal velocity is also known as c-mming.
see also: dad speed
“last night i finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw.”
“dude i got a ticket last night for reaching paternal velocity in a residential”
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