paternity test
test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see maury show)
stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn’t the father because she didn’t want the other guy to find out he wasn’t the father either.
1) – dna test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.
2) – the topic appearing on the maury show 3-4 days per week.
3) – what no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.
1) – “this paternity test will determine if john is your long-lost father.”
2) – see you are the father and you are not the father.
3) – jamal- “oh sh-t, i gots to take dis paternity test. i hope i ain’ da father of latrelle’s nasty -ss baby!”
something that should be state law in all 50 states.when you consider that fully one third of all live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate…it would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
not so.the state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.do not be pressured to sign the birth certificate.even if you “know” that baby is yours…get the little saliva based test kit and be sure.unless of course you don’t mind paying for someone else’s kid.
homie 1:”yesterday my girl got p-ssed at me and said that little ray ray ain’t mine.what if she’s tellin’ the truth?”
homie 2:”how long y’all been together?”
homie 1: “coupla’ years.”
homie 2:”can’t help ‘ya.the law says that’s your baby.
shoulda’ paternity tested sometime within the first year.sixteen years left.have fun.”
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