Paterno Party


wild, gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, “snow-storms”, designer clothing and expensive watches. nearly always overseen by “papa” paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.
experienced partygoer: where are you going sat-rday night?
kid: not sure, why what’s up?
experienced partygoer: paterno’s having a party! he told me to invite people!
kid: awesome! i love paterno party’s!
experienced partygoer: did you see the rolex?

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