patience herpes
(n.) a disease of one’s patience that is spread via contact much like the std herpes onto one’s patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person ‘flares up’ and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the f-ck out. highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
dude #1: after yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, i realize i have patience herpes.
dude #2: totally.
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