patiolympics
the art of drinking lots of beer on a patio, preferably downtown in some city, while still maintaining enough sobriety to people-watch with the best of ’em.
i got totally loaded at the patiolympics of august 18th with my good friends stevo, oubi and krewl gewl.
we totally took home the gold that night!!!
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