patricia raglin
kapaun mt carmel in wichita, kansas was built around this ancient deity. ms. raglin exists out of time, and god turns to her for guidance and counsel. she holds the keys to heaven and h-ll, and h-ll consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. one cannot quantify the value of her cl-ss or the amount of extra credit given in a year’s time. during the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is ap english iv, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. if you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (colloquially referred to as national honor society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. the psychologically “enriching” activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (sentence pattern 1a). finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: book chat. book chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at kapaun mt carmel. to summarize, raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her cl-sses expand the power of the brain to the nth power.
in all honesty though, english cl-ss with patricia raglin consists primarily of total bullsh-t and lots of sparknotes reading. the only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.
patricia raglin is the ant-thesis of a good english teacher, but her cl-ss is f-cking hilarious.
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