Patrick Star Syndrome


lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (aim, facebook, twitter, mysp-ce, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you’re living under a rock.

often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
girl: “where’s jamie been? is he okay?”
boy: “he must have caught patrick star syndrome, i haven’t heard from him in ages.”
girl: “that girl must have broken his heart, huh?”
boy: “you bet.”

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