Patrick Stewart
the greatest actor of all time. famous for his role in star trek: the next generation
“number one, set phasers to s-xy!”
patrick stewart is bald.
patrick stewart omgwtfbbq.
patrick stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the p-b-s).
tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a port-a-john in the parking lot of a dio concert and found she had caught a case of patrick stewart from the toilet seat. her boyfriend ronny will no longer be her “holy diver” as she had patchy p-b-s.
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