Patriot Act Parent
someone who spies on their teenage children mercilessly, secretly reading texts, emails, internet histories and facebook posts in order to attempt to know everything about their private lives.
guy 1: dude, how did we get busted? that party spot was foolproof!
guy 2: it was jake. his mom’s a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.
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