Patroclus
achilles’ boyfriend
it shouldn’t be surmised from the above phrase that achilles was gay, because he was also banging brisseis.
in any case he was bi.
ajax: achilles, hector wasted your boyfriend patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. now hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
achilles: what?? i told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
im gonna beat the sh-t outta that hector dude as soon as i finish banging brisseis.
a tall, frosty, beverage!
mmmmm! nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!
go get your own patroclus, you tall-frosty-beverage stealer!
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