Patter Merchant
someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete tw-t…
“yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,”
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullsh-t??? you patter merchant!
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