patting the piglet
masturbating. the female version of the phrase “belting the hog,” since a woman’s cl-toris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
i sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but i’d sure be embarr-ssed if he knew how much of my week i spend patting the piglet.
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