patty cates
a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet h-m-s-xual
2. pr-ne to give long, repet-tive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a bad-ss
so…
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
“dude, that guy is such a patty cates!”
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