paul landi
the action of a piece of poo dangling from the -n-s onto someones -n-s then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain
i totally just paul landi’d my girl las night, it was sweet
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- Permastoked
the perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. not to be confused with overstoked. dude, today was so sick! i woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! i’m permastoked! 5
- Personality Ebola
when someone’s personality is so sh-tty that you have the potential to get ebola. friend 1: hey! let’s go sit next to our friends in the lunch room! friend 2: ew no! that group has personality ebola! friend 1: oh yeah.. nevermind.
- phunch
v. to cup a fart in ones hand and use a punch to deliver the fart to anothers nose. i ate too many starches, so watch out for my future phunches -sshole.
- Keyboard Seizure
when someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy. oyigr(dfoa&^obit-ydchpyiglu -pua&(wt :s8odig opwt:-(otd is a good example of a keyboard seizure. when an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood. girl: “hey, what’s up?” boy: “vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf” girl: “wtf?” boy: “sorry, just had a keyboard seizure”
- Piepering
excessive whining and complaining by a grown man. we are tired of all your piepering.