Paul LePage
the 74th governor of the state of maine and former general manager of mardens retail stores. infamously named by politico as “america’s craziest governor,” paul lepage is known for telling the naacp to “kiss his b-tt,” accusing local democratic politicians of “giving it to mainers without any vaseline,” comparing the irs to the gestapo, and claiming obamacare would cause a second holocaust.
spencer: isn’t paul lepage just a ruder chris christie?
laquisha: whaaa? nawww, he be cray!!
spencer: huh?
ashley: let’s just say paul lepage is a few pages short of a stephen king novel…
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