Paula Wal-nuts
– someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. on the highway
– uses catch phrases such “d-nkle dwarf.” or “what a dip stick”
-conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-turns vechicles into mini-marts
-humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-making up her own phiosphies such as “when your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears.”
-owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-thinks she is hockey night in canda
-and enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-enjoys geneology even on families that isn’t her (facebook creeper)
-records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 t.v.’s in the house
-buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
—– future a&e special h–rders
“look at all the old food in your freezer — looks like you pulled a paula wal-nuts”
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