Paulmartini
“paulmartini” is the slang term used to describe the instance of being screwed over by your human resources department at your job. normally, the person handing out the paulmartini is a soulless corporate f-ck on a power trip.
rocko: “dude i only got a 1% raise! but then they showed me my hidden paycheck and i felt better.”
heffer: “sounds like you just got served an ice-cold paulmartini.”
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