paulo

a portuguese man who quotes movies and can relate anything to s-x.
mike: “dude, i had a great sandwich today”

paulo: “i loooooooove v-g-n-”
handsome, fierce yet mellow and quite often musically inclined, enjoys the small things in life. curious, open-minded, daring and honest, he seeks the truth. while he enjoys the fruits of society such as heavymetal music and the house of blues (or other good venues), he can often be found on a beach or in a forest with friends, hiking and just generally enjoying the day.

he makes an excellent friend. and though he doesn’t let it show to most people, he can be very romantic.
to know music is to know p-ssion, and to know paulo is to know music.
a sweet person who m-ssages feet and cares about people.
“paulo can you m-ssage my feet”
“ok”
“thank you”
someone who is very cute and sometimes get lots of girl. his smart in school but sometimes good be naugthy also has a big head. get very angry quickly
paulo has a big head
a guy that seems incredibly h-m-s-xual but is straight.he’s xbox addict and possibly loves it more than his girlfriend.paulo is loved by everyone except people named: veronica, peter, megan, and ayushi.he is very s-xual and always talks about getting laid though he never has experienced it.in other words, paulo is a kind, cool friend that always gives us money.
you’re such a paulo!
a failure who goes to the cinema and say’s ’14’ whilst trying to get into a 15 rated movie, he’s also a yellow illegal immigrant from mexico and has a lesbian haircut.
‘i tried to get into an 18 with my friend but she did a paulo’

‘dude..i feel for you’