paulus
a paulus person is a natural leader. originated from roman greek times. grows great artichokes as well as has a hair restoration company. in addition runs a car dealership on the side cause he/she is bored. great companion, loves life
dude i cant believe your friends with a paulus!?!?!?!?! he/she is like jesus cool…!
a complete and utter r-t-rd who can barely p-ss standing up. an open h-m-s-xual, he often jerks mixed breed dogs for cash, or if he’s desperate enough, for free. he enjoys watching g-y transgender nugget dwarf child p-rn in his free time, and he m-st-rb-t-s to star wars: the last jedi on a daily basis.
he does have herpes, so be cautious when approaching him. he will try to spit on you and spread the disease. he is aggressive, and will attack and attempt to rape any male with a p-n-s that’s larger than 4 inches.
ugh, paul u is such a f-cking idiot.
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