Paumien
an immense hybrid of looks, smarts and incisive / hilarious put downs. 6ft 3, 4stone 5lb of pure face and wit. indigenous to the west hertfordshire region of england. tends to be discriminatory and has a great nose for r-t-rds
“what are you doing crying on your own in the park?”
“i encountered paumien”
“oh f-ck”
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