pavelek
a name for a 40 something woman who only takes it in the -ss also the name for a woman who is constantly running out of time
that woman over there is a real pavelek
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the act of inserting your finger or thumb into a female’s -n-s while receiving felacio; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. it is then customary for the male to slap the in the face with his p-n-s for good luck. this maneuver was introduced to the ‘merica in the late 90’s giving a b-tch […]
- Conquistadoring
the act of charging at and object or person, striking a captain morgan pose and masturbating until you -j-c-l-t- all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own. “hey i heard jeff was conquistadoring last night?” “yeah he totally ran up to megs couch, whipped out his c-ck and j-zzed all over […]
- pattern punk
n. 1. a derogatory term used to describe an opponent; usually within the context of a fighting game, where the player’s general gameplay skill consists of only a short set of fairly predictable, overused, or repet-tive attack sequences which are easily solved, countered, and defended against. however, against novice players, such patterns can be highly […]
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- PORKZILLA
a putrid smelling beast with a gunt, horrible looking woman with a grotesque gunt that has a terrible odor permeating the area, its gunt juice is uded to make pepper spray holy sh-t!!! its porkzilla ,,, respirators ,, quick !!!!