pavelitis
when a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. he gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. when a male suffers from pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. this is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing fifa.
mom: will you get me milk for my cereal
boy: i aint your slave! stop telling me what to do
bystander: dont worry hes just suffering from pavelitis
-brother taps his hat-
boy: wtf! did i tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?
-punches him in the face –
mom: ugh there goes his pavelitis again
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