Pavement Blob
a person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely m-ssive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get p-ssed.
person at home: dude where were you all this time? you said you’d be here an hour ago.
person at the door: don’t even get me started! i was all on time until i got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn’t an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
person at home: yeah i totally hate pavement blobs
person at the door: me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!
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