Pavement Pirate
a person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that n-body else can get past them. can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:
1. staring gormlessly at their phone
2. demonstrating a complete lack of sp-cial awareness
3. pushing a pram whilst thinking they’re better than everyone else
pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
person 1: hey why are we moving so slowly?
person 2: some pavement pirates have hijacked bond street tube again.
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