paycheckitis
a recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck
larry (exasperated after arriving to work): i was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. why did the manager have to call me in again?
curly (who also works there): haven’t you noticed that moe keeps calling in sick on certain fridays? came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
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