Payday Lesbian
payday lesbian:
a heteros-xual, female p-rnographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. she has no h-m-s-xual tendencies whatsoever.
steve: dude, i got this brilliant new p-rno you have to borrow, it’s called ‘drink from the furry cup’
jamie: nah man, i bet they’re all payday lesbians, i only like the real ones.
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