payday mooch


a person who is unemployed and lazy. they survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
i hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. they always say they will pay me back but “i keep giving and i just ain’t been getting “.

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