payepus
can be used as a noun, adjective or verb. a huge goon or someone with a distinct and inherent dorky personality. synonymous with awkward and purple platypus. not to be confused with the rapper papoose. a grade a goober.
did you see that guy wearing a plaid jumpsuit? what a freaking payepus.
Read Also:
- shit palace  a place that is an utter sh-t hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. usually occupied by a single strait guy. but for some reason they think its supper neat and ok to invite chicks over. ryans place is a total sh-t palace. 
- Dongouts  a type gym short popular before the 1990’s. they have very short legs and are called dongouts because of the fact that instead of using a fly you can simply position your junk through the leg so urination is possible. my mom bought my dad a pair of real gym shorts to replace his pale […] 
- Shitphoon  a situation that is, was, or will be completely f-cked up. a sequence of events that much like a fierce typhoon leaves only misery in its wake, which is the origin of its name. it’s like a great typhoon, but instead of wind and rain, it’s made up of sh-t and p-ss. once you’re in […] 
- shitpocolypse  so much sh-t is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life. scott complained that friday’s at work are like a sh-tpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise. 
- shit-prone  when you are pr-ne to bird p–p or any other kind of that matter omg you are so sh-t-pr-ne 
