Paynal
a cleverly devised hybrid of the words “payne” and “-n-l”.
paynal by definition, is any act of penetrative -n-l insertion to the -n-s of payne (fratpad). this usually results in a lot of squirming and shriek-like girly moans, even when the materials being inserted into the -n-s are narrow, and small. the act of paynal is known to both amuse and disgust onlookers, and the noises that are generated from this method of s-xual stimulii are often mistaken as the mating call of a very unusually sized man-ape.
the first act of paynal was carried out by the insertion of an orange b-tt plug that looked like a teletubby’s antennae, named jasper. the second known occurrence of paynal involved the -n-l insertion of a long blue s-x toy called “garfunkle” and caused a lot of b-tching and whining even though it was only the tip that was inserted.
paynal is often only carried out by straight acting men who in spite of seeming physically hetros-xual in virtually every way, do have a severe case of gayface and also get penile erections whilst in baths with other men, or whilst pressing their p-n-ses against other men’s -sscracks.
creampuff: why does payne scream so?
b-ttmin: because he is commiting paynal to himself with jasper…ain’t that sweet?
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