PB and J
when giving a person a hand job and -n-lly fisting them and they -j-c-l-t- in your hand. you then pull your hand out of their -ss. now with one hand covered in s-m-n and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons -ss as fast and deep as you can.
person 1: dude this guy gave me a pb and j last night.
person 2: that is disgusting…
p-rn break and jerkoff. when you’ve been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and -ssignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some p-rn and jerkoff.
dude how’d you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?
easy man – just had myself a pb and j
when a guy somethers his d-ck in peanut buter and spreads jelly in the girls -n-s and then b-tt f-ck her making a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich. the but being the buns
sh-t man gave my chick a p b and j last night and she f-cking screamed for more
pb and j (pbj) means peanut b-tter and jelly
“go make some pb and j.”
to consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.
mike: hey you wanna get f-cked up tonight?
luke: i think i’m gonna go for a pb and j.
mike: f-ck ya!!!
(mike and luke then proceed to high five)
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